{"id":2117,"date":"2018-08-02T12:01:25","date_gmt":"2018-08-02T16:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2022-12-28T20:43:53","modified_gmt":"2022-12-29T01:43:53","slug":"submission-call-the-word-count-podcast-episode-79","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/submission-call-the-word-count-podcast-episode-79\/","title":{"rendered":"SUBMISSION CALL: The Word Count Podcast Episode 79"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is just flying by&#8211;I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s August already!<\/p>\n<p>Of course this means it&#8217;s time to open submissions for the next Word Count Podcast&#8230;and we have something very special in store for you this month. But No peaking! We&#8217;ll announce the specialness soon enough.<\/p>\n<p>Last month we were <a href=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/index.php\/2018\/07\/12\/readercon-29\/\">LIVE from Readercon<\/a>. It was an amazing experience&#8211;exhausting, but amazing. This month I&#8217;m fresh of the NECON experience which was, again, an amazing adventure. For someone with stroke-induced social anxiety, both conventions were challenging for me, personally. But more importantly, both cons were incredibly rewarding. I keep finding writers whose work I enjoy, and whose company I enjoy even more.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, that MIGHT be a little hint of the surprise we have in store for you. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>This month&#8217;s prompt is a throw back to 33 years of corporate <del>servitude<\/del> employment:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/WCPep79PROMPT.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2118\" src=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/WCPep79PROMPT.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"270\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/WCPep79PROMPT.jpg 604w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/WCPep79PROMPT-600x268.jpg 600w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/WCPep79PROMPT-300x134.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But the prompt was also inspired by the new novelette by <a href=\"http:\/\/toddkeisling.com\/tk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Todd Keisling<\/a> entitled\u00a0<em>The Smile Factory:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/SMILE-FACTORY-Precipice-Chapbook-ebook\/dp\/B07DHCBQSN\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1533223027&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=The+smile+factory&amp;dpID=61U4CnYGVUL&amp;preST=_SY445_QL70_&amp;dpSrc=srch\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2119\" src=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/TheSmileFactory.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"475\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/TheSmileFactory.jpg 317w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/TheSmileFactory-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is that cover disturbing or what? I LOVE it.<\/p>\n<p>Todd and I finally met IRL at NECON this year&#8230;and he was DELIGHTED at meeting me as the picture clearly shows (I&#8217;m on the left):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_7595-e1532445783227.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2082\" src=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_7595-e1532445783227.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3088\" height=\"2320\" title=\"\"><\/a><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em>&#8220;Fuck you, Wood&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>So the prompt is &#8220;<strong>Today&#8217;s Corporate World.<\/strong>&#8221; I can&#8217;t wait to see what our <strong>#irregulars<\/strong> come up with this time!<\/p>\n<p>The guidelines for submission to the show are below&#8211;<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>and anyone can send in a story for consideration<\/strong><\/span>. While I certainly love the stories our Word Count Irregulars supply, I&#8217;m always open to new writers and new ideas.<\/p>\n<p>I would love to hear from you, either with a story submission or via social media. I have a Facebook Page that could use a few \u2018likes.\u2019 The more listeners and contributors we have, the better the shows can be.<\/p>\n<p>There are over 400 original stories at this point\u2014all free for your listening pleasure, all we ask is for people to help get the word out. Click the link:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TheWordCountPodcast\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Word Count Podcast Facebook Page<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you want to listen to past (free) shows, the links below will take you to them:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thewordcount.libsyn.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">LIBSYN<\/a><\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/the-word-count\/id392550989?mt=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">iTUNES<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are seventy-eight shows available right now!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>SUBMISSION GUIDELINES<\/b><\/p>\n<p>THE WORD COUNT PODCAST \u2013 EPISODE 79 \u201c<strong>Today&#8217;s Corporate World<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>GENRE: Any.<\/p>\n<p>DEADLINE: I must receive your submission by <strong>Saturday 18 August 2018 by MIDNIGHT Eastern time.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>THE DETAILS: The work must be an original story based on the picture theme and novelette mentioned above.<\/p>\n<p>Do NOT exceed SEVEN minutes.<\/p>\n<p>As this is a podcast, I need to receive a file of YOU, a friend or multiple friends reading (singing or otherwise performing) your work. MP3 FORMAT ONLY, and please attach your MP3 file to an e-mail or contact me for a Dropbox link.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Your submission MUST also contain the following:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2022 Your pen name<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2022 Your latest bio (DO NOT ASSUME I HAVE YOUR LATEST)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2022 Links to your website(s) \u2013 Include your personal site, Facebook Fanpage etc.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2022 Your Twitter handle (if you have one)<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2022 A photo of you I can use for the show notes<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2022 At the end of your recording, please add <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u201cThis is author of and you\u2019re listening to The Word Count Podcast.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2022 Permission to use your recording in the podcast.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2022 <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">PLEASE<\/span> Make sure you have included ALL ARTIFACTS I have asked for. Do not assume I can \u201cGet your picture from the internet\u201d or can \u201cPull your bio from your web page.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Send your file to me@rbwood.com (or via the dropbox link I can provide) by <strong>18 August 2018<\/strong>. You can also e-mail me with questions beforehand. I do reserve the right NOT to post your submission, but will communicate that to you should it be the case. I add the \u2018Explicit\u2019 tag to the \u2018cast, so if your story uses adult themes or language that\u2019s ok\u2014but it should be necessary for the story.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b>***NOTE: I will NOT accept stories that are discriminatory in ANY WAY (whether it be by race, sexual orientation, gender, religion, etc.), or that include rape. ***<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Peace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is just flying by&#8211;I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s August already! 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