{"id":694,"date":"2012-10-01T19:10:39","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T19:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/index.php\/2012\/10\/01\/31oct2012day1\/"},"modified":"2012-10-01T19:10:39","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T19:10:39","slug":"31oct2012day1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/31oct2012day1\/","title":{"rendered":"31 Days of Halloween: Day One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-691\" height=\"439\" width=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieland-poster.jpg\" alt=\"zombieland-poster\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: right;\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieland-poster.jpg 918w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieland-poster-600x837.jpg 600w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieland-poster-215x300.jpg 215w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieland-poster-734x1024.jpg 734w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/>I know it\u2019s been a while, folks\u2026but I\u2019m back!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">The Word Count has been a bit of a bust lately. I thoroughly enjoy putting the show together, but participation is at an all-time low. While I decide what to do about that, continue work on The Arcana Chronicles: The Young Practitioner (and other authorly-type stuff I can\u2019t chat about as of yet), I thought I\u2019d update the blog with a bit of a new feature.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">Halloween is my absolute favorite time of the year, and every spooky season I celebrate with the traditional \u201c31 Days of Horror.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">This year I thought I\u2019d post reviews for what I\u2019m watching and open up comments for your suggestions (NOTE: No SyFy original movies PLEASE. Nothing will ever top <i>Mega Shark vs. Gatoroid<\/i>, thank you very much)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">First up for October 1<sup>st<\/sup> is the dark comedy, <span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><strong><i>Zombieland<\/i><\/strong><\/span> (2009 \u2013 Rated \u2018R\u2019 in the US for language, violence and some zombie chick running around with pasties on her boobs).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">From IMDB:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><i>A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, and a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the Last Twinkie and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">RBWood\u2019s rating (Out of Five): <b>3.5 Twinkies<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-692\" height=\"170\" width=\"170\" src=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Bill_Murray.jpg\" alt=\"Bill_Murray\" style=\"margin: 5px; float: left;\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Bill_Murray.jpg 288w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Bill_Murray-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Bill_Murray-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Bill_Murray-80x80.jpg 80w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 170px) 100vw, 170px\" \/>I\u2019ll admit it. <i>Shaun of the Dead<\/i> ruined Zombie comedy flicks for me. Probably review that one later in the month, but this is about (*Spoiler*) Bill Murray, so I\u2019ll move on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">\u201cWait, R. B. I thought this movie starred Woody Harrelson as the gun-toting, twinkie-searching lunatic and that guy who played Mark Zuckerberg in <i>The Social Network<\/i>?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">And I\u2019d say \u201cThat was Jesse Eisenberg, and how dare you not mention Emma Stone? Don\u2019t interrupt me while I\u2019m typing.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">Although the cast pulls off the horror\/comedy genre really well, Bill Murray stole the show for me. Our zombie-fleeing heroes break into Bill Murray\u2019s home as a refuge, only to find the actor (playing himself) also in hiding. A few bong hits later, and they are all playing <i>Ghostbusters<\/i> using props Murray stole from the original set.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">Corny? absolutely. Spot on? Oh, you bet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-693\" height=\"266\" width=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieland2.jpg\" alt=\"zombieland2\" style=\"margin: 5px; vertical-align: middle;\" title=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieland2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieland2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">The zombies aren\u2019t the slow moving undead creatures of the past. These brain-eating machines can move, and the horror of the scenario the world is in is nicely offset by the humor and the quirkiness of the characters. From each of the main characters named after a city (Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita, Little Rock) to the never-ending twinkie quest, this flick is a definite must-see.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">Tomorrow: &#8220;Don&#8217;t Ever leave the path&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">Peace<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0;\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it\u2019s been a while, folks\u2026but I\u2019m back! The Word Count has been a bit of a bust lately. 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