{"id":938,"date":"2013-09-08T17:16:38","date_gmt":"2013-09-08T21:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/index.php\/2013\/09\/08\/twcep34\/"},"modified":"2022-12-29T00:13:12","modified_gmt":"2022-12-29T05:13:12","slug":"twcep34","status":"publish","type":"wc-podcast","link":"https:\/\/rbwood.com\/dir\/wc-podcast\/twcep34\/","title":{"rendered":"The Word Count Podcast Episode 34"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Oracle2\"Welcome to Episode 34 of \u201cThe Word Count\u201d podcast!<\/span><\/p>\n

Only three submissions this week\u2014but good stories one and all.  What was the theme for our \u201cWord Count Irregulars?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The Oracle smiled and said \u201cAh. I have been waiting for you\u2026\u201d<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Gotta HATE it when that happens. There IS No spoon\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway.<\/span><\/p>\n

Before we introduce our writers, a bit about the show:<\/span><\/p>\n

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What is The Word Count Podcast?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

It is a free broadcast by writers for writers.  Simply put, a theme for each show is announced via this site, Twitter and Facebook and writers are given a week or two to write AND RECORD their stories based on said theme.<\/span><\/p>\n

Why?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Why not, says I.  It\u2019s a great way to practice writing and public speaking.  It\u2019s another way for writers to get their work \u201cout there.\u201d  And I love to meet fellow authors and have a blast putting the show together.  It\u2019s just that simple.<\/span><\/p>\n

Okay.  Where can I find it?<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You can listen to the latest podcast below, subscribe via iTunes or listen at the show\u2019s site.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Direct: http:\/\/thewordcount.libsyn.com\/webpage<\/a><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

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iTunes (and remember, iTunes takes their sweet time in posting.  If you don’t see it yet, keep trying!): http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/podcast\/the-word-count\/id392550989<\/a><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Our guests this week:<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"Krstvr_White_I\"C. Thomas Smith<\/b><\/span> \u201cProphesy<\/i>\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Chris Smith is the lovable and cuddly author of such children\u2019s classics as:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t Tell Mom the Babysitters a Nazi\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c101 Ways to Get Rid Of the Evidence\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cCrack Lab for Kids\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cCrack Lab for Kids II; Crack for Profit Bitches\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c101 Excuses for Mutilating Family Pets\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThe Lion the Witch & the Basement Full Of Dead Kids\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHow to Get By On a Budget; the Really Big Book of Stealing Shit\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

& the ever popular,<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThis Is Not My Poop\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

I wrote this episodes piece while high on fish flakes & things I could catch with sticky tape. For some reason this tale seems to Rhyme. It\u2019s as if I planned it that way, like I\u2019m a modern day Tupac, or lesser Ghostface Killah. I also decided this time to try and write something funny, hence the hideous deaths of children and an oblique reference to a baby being used like a hacky sack. You\u2019re welcome.<\/span><\/p>\n

Other Titles in the Kids Classic Range;<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAll Mommies & Daddies Fight, & It\u2019s Your Fault!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cLess Than Great Expectations\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cTomato Is A Fruit You Stupid Child\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cSo You Wanna Work In Porn\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThis Is Why Daddy Should\u2018a Had His Nuts Removed\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHow to Recycle Your Crack Pipe\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHungry, Hungry, Hobo\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cFive Children & A Hobo\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

&<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBi-Curious George\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Twitter: @KRSTVR<\/span><\/p>\n

Web: krstvr.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"Will_Davidson\"Will Davidson<\/span> <\/i><\/b>\u201cAn Answer in the Smoke\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

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Will Davidson is a full-time lawyer and a full-time husband and father of two. This doesn’t leave much time to be even a part-time writer but he is doing his best. He has had many non-fiction articles published in his professional life but has recently felt the overwhelming urge to start to tell fictional tales from the realm of Askuria. His debut novel, The Seventh Colour<\/i>, has been undergoing a final polish now for almost a year and when the gleam becomes unbearable it will eventually be released into the wider world.<\/span><\/p>\n

Twitter: @WordDruid<\/span><\/p>\n

Web: http:\/\/www.wordhenge.co.uk\/wd\/blog<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"eden_at_benmcnally\"Eden Baylee <\/b><\/span>\u201cAwaiting my Religion\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

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Eden Baylee writes literary erotica and infuses erotic elements into many of her stories. Incorporating some of her favorite things such as travel, culture, and a deep curiosity for what turns people on, her brand of writing is both sensual and sexual.<\/span><\/p>\n

Her latest release is a book of erotic flash fiction and poetry called HOT FLASH.<\/span><\/p>\n

SPRING INTO SUMMER is her second collection of erotic novellas and the companion piece to her first book, FALL INTO WINTER.<\/span><\/p>\n

Connect with her via her website<\/a> | blog<\/a> | twitter @edenbaylee<\/a> | facebook<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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