The #wordcountpodcast Episode 59 awaits your Listening Pleasure!

Oh, do we have a wonderful show for you this time around!

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By "we," I of course mean the Word Count Irregulars!

And I did a bit too.

We returned to the three word format--this time around, the words were: Newspaper, Cigarette and Scotch.

I was expecting some noir-type stories.  I got a LOT more.  Why do I ever doubt the wonderful authors who participate in this show?

So, whilst listening the the podcast, read bit about our Irregulars below.  But first, a bit about the #WordCountPodcast:

What is The Word Count Podcast?

It is a free broadcast by writers for writers. Simply put, a theme for each show is announced via this site, Twitter and Facebook and writers are given a week or two to write AND RECORD their stories based on said theme.

 Why?

Why not, says I. It’s a great way to practice writing and public speaking. It’s another way for writers to get their work “out there.” And I love to meet fellow authors and have a blast putting the show together. It’s just that simple.

Okay. Where can I find it?

You can listen to the latest podcast below, subscribe via iTunes or listen at the show’s site.

 

Direct: http://thewordcount.libsyn.com/webpageiTunes (and remember, iTunes takes their sweet time in posting.  If you don't see it yet, keep trying!): http://itunes.apple.com/podcast/the-word-count/id392550989

Our guests this week:

Rob EdwardsRob Edwards "Armchair Armeggedon"

Rob Edwards is a British born writer and podcaster, currently living in Finland. His podcast, StorycastRob, features readings from his short stories and excerpts from longer work. His work can also be found in the anthologies *Tales from the Universe* and the forthcoming *Tales from Alternate Earths*, published in Kindle format by Inklings Press.

His greatest geek pride is his entry on wookieepedia, the a result of
writing several Star Wars RPG scenarios back in the day.

Rob is currently working on a YA novel featuring superheroes in space.

Twitter: @storycastrob

Websites:

PODCAST: www.storycastrob.co.uk

BLOG: www.storycastrob.co.uk/wp

CameronCameron Garriepy "Going Places"

Cameron Garriepy doesn't always write speculative fiction set in post-World War II Gotham, but when she does, it's for the Word Count Podcast. Last April, Cameron released Damselfly Inn, the first full-length novel in her Thornton Vermont series. The sequel, Sweet Pease is coming soon from Bannerwing Books.

Websites:
http://camerondgarriepy.com
http://facebook.com/camerondgarriepy

http://amazon.com/author/camerondgarriepy

Twitter:

http://twitter.com/camerongarriepy

CTSC. Thomas Smith "Just Right Now"

C. Thomas Smith is the author of hundreds of short stories (99% have never left his hard drive) and half a dozen unpublished novels (50% cowardice / 50% self-doubt). He is a fan of common sense, free speech, noticing the truth in the absurd and caffeine. He sort of likes cats. He lives in Ireland with his partner, two children, a mortgage and a cat he doesn’t trust.

At present, Chris is writing a series of novels (adult dark comedy set in medieval Ireland that may include a token Leprechaun) and editing a second series (Dark Fantasy). Along the way he hopes not to starve to death or be mauled in his sleep by a shifty eyed cat.

Twitter = @KRSTVR

Web = www.infinity-forge.com

MariaHaskinsMaria Haskins "Chiaroscuro"

Maria Haskins is a Swedish-Canadian writer and translator with a passion for science fiction and fantasy. She was born and grew up in Sweden, but moved to Canada in the early 1990s and now lives just outside Vancouver with a husband, two kids, and a large black dog. Maria debuted as a writer in Sweden, and has had several books published there. Her English language debut Odin's Eye - a collection of science fiction short-stories - was published in March, 2015. Cuts & Collected Poems 1989 - 2015 - a collection of poetry - was released in November, 2015.

Website: https://mariahaskins.wordpress.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mariahaskinswriter/

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13459869.Maria_Haskins

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UICDA2K

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/mariahaskins

Twitter: @mariahaskins

BillkBill Kirton “Like Father, Like Daughter”

Before taking early retirement to become a full-time writer, Bill Kirton was a lecturer in French at the University of Aberdeen. He’s written stage and radio plays, short stories, novels, skits and songs for revues, and five non-fiction books aimed at helping students with their writing and study skills. His five modern crime novels,  Justice, The Darkness, Shadow Selves and Unsafe Acts are set in north east Scotland and his historical crime/romance novel, The Figurehead, is set in Aberdeen in 1840. The Darkness won the silver award in the mystery category of the 2011 Forward National Literature Awards and his spoof mystery, The Sparrow Conundrum, was the winner in the humor category.

He’s published a novel for children called The Loch Ewe Mystery, and his latest publication is a satirical novella about online gaming and the real and virtual worlds.

He’s had radio plays broadcast by the BBC and the Australian BC.  His short stories have appeared in many anthologies, including three of the CWA’s annual collections, and one was chosen by Maxim Jakubowski for his 2010 anthology of Best British Crime Stories. It’s also been optioned by a film company in Los Angeles.

He’s been a Royal Literary Fund Writing Fellow at universities in Aberdeen, Dundee and St Andrews.

Twitter: @carver22

Website & Blog: www.bill-kirton.co.uk

Screen shot 2016-04-16 at 1.41.13 PM-2Eden Baylee “Comfortably Numb”

Eden Baylee left a twenty-year banking career to write and is now a full-time author of multiple genres.

She has written three collections of erotic novellas and flash fiction ~ SPRING INTO SUMMER, FALL INTO WINTER, and HOT FLASH.

In 2014, she launched the first novel of her trilogy with Dr. Kate Hampton--a psychological mystery/suspense called STRANGER AT SUNSET. In addition to working on her next novel, Eden created Lainey Lee for the Lei Crime Series, a feisty divorcée who finds adventure and romance in Hawaii. Her stories--A SNAKE IN PARADISE and SEAL OF A MONK can be found on Kindle Worlds.

To stay apprised of Eden’s book-related news, please add your name to her mailing list.

 Connect with her via her website | blog | twitter | facebook | goodreads

 

 

The #WordCountPodcast Episode 59 is now OPEN for Submissions!

After episode 58 last month, Stephen Hunt wrote an article for the Nassau Tribune that featured, among other podcasts, our little little story-telling show.

(EDITED: Now Stephen has posted the article on his blog and it's a bit easier to read)

How cool is that?

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Overall, he liked the show, barring a few sound-related issues with one story, which of course was more my issue.

But the bulk of the article focused on what we focus on. Namely telling a short story based on a prompt for the enjoyment of our listeners.

And I believe the #WordCountIrregulars do just that.

It's my distinct honor to run this show and I want to send a heartfelt "Cheers!" to the fans that have followed us for so many years.

Without you, there would be no podcast.

Okay, then.  Before I begin to weep uncontrollably, let's get to the links to hear the podcast and see the prompt for Episode 59, shall we?

To start listening go to either my Libsyn Page or to iTunes:

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SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

THE WORD COUNT EPISODE 59 Prompt:

We shall return to our "Three Word Format" this week:

NEWSPAPER, CIGARETTE, and SCOTCH.

Submission Guidelines (PLEASE READ CAREFULLY as they have recently CHANGED)

GENRE: Any.

DEADLINE: I must receive your submission by Friday 19 AUGUST 2016 by MIDNIGHT Eastern time.

THE DETAILS: The work must be an original story and contain ALL three words somewhere in your story.  The three words are, of course NEWSPAPER, CIGARETTE, and SCOTCH.

Do NOT exceed SEVEN minutes.

As this is a podcast, I need to receive a file of YOU, a friend or multiple friends reading (singing or otherwise performing) your work. MP3 FORMAT ONLY, and please attach your MP3 file to an e-mail or contact me for a Dropbox link.

Your submission MUST also contain the following:

  • Your pen name
  • Your latest bio (DO NOT ASSUME I HAVE YOUR LATEST)
  • Links to your website(s) – Include your personal site, Facebook Fanpage etc.
  • Your Twitter handle (if you have one)
  • A photo of you I can use for the show notes
  • At the end of your recording, please add “This is <state your name> author of <state your work(s)> and you’re listening to The Word Count Podcast”
  • Permission to use your recording in the podcast.
  • PLEASE Make sure you have included ALL ARTIFACTS I have asked for. Do not assume I can “Get your picture from the internet” or can “Pull your bio from your web page.”

Send your file to me@rbwood.com (or via the dropbox link I can provide) by Friday 19 August 2016 . You can also e-mail me with questions beforehand. I do reserve the right NOT to post your submission, but will communicate that to you should it be the case. I add the ‘Explicit’ tag to the ‘cast, so if your story uses adult themes or language that’s ok—but it should be necessary for the story.

Peace

The Sizzling’ Summer Episode 58 of the #WordCountPodcast is LIVE!

Ah Summer!

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This time around, our intrepid Word Count Irregulars tackle a bit of Flash Fiction starting with the line:

"I was enjoying the summer holiday when..."

The bios of our dear authors will follow.  But first, a bit about the #WordCountPodcast:

What is The Word Count Podcast?

It is a free broadcast by writers for writers. Simply put, a theme for each show is announced via this site, Twitter and Facebook and writers are given a week or two to write AND RECORD their stories based on said theme.

 Why?

Why not, says I. It’s a great way to practice writing and public speaking. It’s another way for writers to get their work “out there.” And I love to meet fellow authors and have a blast putting the show together. It’s just that simple.

Okay. Where can I find it?

You can listen to the latest podcast below, subscribe via iTunes or listen at the show’s site.


 

Direct: http://thewordcount.libsyn.com/webpageiTunes (and remember, iTunes takes their sweet time in posting.  If you don't see it yet, keep trying!): http://itunes.apple.com/podcast/the-word-count/id392550989

Our guests this week:

Rob EdwardsRob Edwards "Time Rigger's Lament"

Rob Edwards is a British born writer and podcaster, currently living in Finland. His podcast, StorycastRob, features readings from his short stories and excerpts from longer work. His work can also be found in the anthologies *Tales from the Universe* and the forthcoming *Tales from Alternate Earths*, published in Kindle format by Inklings Press.

His greatest geek pride is his entry on wookieepedia, the a result of
writing several Star Wars RPG scenarios back in the day.

Rob is currently working on a YA novel featuring superheroes in space.

Twitter: @storycastrob

Websites:

PODCAST: www.storycastrob.co.uk

BLOG: www.storycastrob.co.uk/wp

MariaHaskinsMaria Haskins "True Words"

Maria Haskins is a Swedish-Canadian writer and translator with a passion for science fiction and fantasy. She was born and grew up in Sweden, but moved to Canada in the early 1990s and now lives just outside Vancouver with a husband, two kids, and a large black dog. Maria debuted as a writer in Sweden, and has had several books published there. Her English language debut Odin's Eye - a collection of science fiction short-stories - was published in March, 2015. Cuts & Collected Poems 1989 - 2015 - a collection of poetry - was released in November, 2015.

Website: https://mariahaskins.wordpress.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mariahaskinswriter/

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13459869.Maria_Haskins

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UICDA2K

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/mariahaskins

Twitter: @mariahaskins

CTSC. Thomas Smith "Doomsday"

C. Thomas Smith is the author of hundreds of short stories (99% have never left his hard drive) and half a dozen unpublished novels (50% cowardice / 50% self-doubt). He is a fan of common sense, free speech, noticing the truth in the absurd and caffeine. He sort of likes cats. He lives in Ireland with his partner, two children, a mortgage and a cat he doesn’t trust.

At present, Chris is writing a series of novels (adult dark comedy set in medieval Ireland that may include a token Leprechaun) and editing a second series (Dark Fantasy). Along the way he hopes not to starve to death or be mauled in his sleep by a shifty eyed cat.

Twitter = @KRSTVR

Web = www.infinity-forge.com

BillkBill Kirton “Like A Butterfly”

Before taking early retirement to become a full-time writer, Bill Kirton was a lecturer in French at the University of Aberdeen. He’s written stage and radio plays, short stories, novels, skits and songs for revues, and five non-fiction books aimed at helping students with their writing and study skills. His five modern crime novels,  Justice, The Darkness, Shadow Selves and Unsafe Acts are set in north east Scotland and his historical crime/romance novel, The Figurehead, is set in Aberdeen in 1840. The Darkness won the silver award in the mystery category of the 2011 Forward National Literature Awards and his spoof mystery, The Sparrow Conundrum, was the winner in the humor category.

He’s published a novel for children called The Loch Ewe Mystery, and his latest publication is a satirical novella about online gaming and the real and virtual worlds.

He’s had radio plays broadcast by the BBC and the Australian BC.  His short stories have appeared in many anthologies, including three of the CWA’s annual collections, and one was chosen by Maxim Jakubowski for his 2010 anthology of Best British Crime Stories. It’s also been optioned by a film company in Los Angeles.

He’s been a Royal Literary Fund Writing Fellow at universities in Aberdeen, Dundee and St Andrews.

Twitter: @carver22

Website & Blog: www.bill-kirton.co.uk

eden at benmcnallyEden Baylee “95 Days”

Eden Baylee left a twenty-year banking career to write and is now a full-time author of multiple genres.

She has written three collections of erotic novellas and flash fiction ~ SPRING INTO SUMMER, FALL INTO WINTER, and HOT FLASH.

In 2014, she launched the first novel of her trilogy with Dr. Kate Hampton--a psychological mystery/suspense called STRANGER AT SUNSET. In addition to working on her next novel, Eden created Lainey Lee for the Lei Crime Series, a feisty divorcée who finds adventure and romance in Hawaii. Her stories--A SNAKE IN PARADISE and SEAL OF A MONK can be found on Kindle Worlds.

To stay apprised of Eden’s book-related news, please add your name to her mailing list.

 Connect with her via her website | blog | twitter | facebook | goodreads

 

…Suddenly, there’s a Lot to do…

I'm barely back from Readercon and my plate is filled with literary goodness.

Besides the fifteen new books and seven new anthologies to read, I've been secretly working with a writerly friend as a coach to push me to get book two of The Arcana Chronicles moving. We have check-ins each week on progress and I will either publish as an Indie later this year or via a Small Press in 2017.  That's still to be determined.

As exciting as that bit of news is...there's more.

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Click me. You know you want to...

Along with book two, the Word Count Podcast and various writing exercises to help with my recovery, I've just been invited to participate with eleven other Fantasy authors in a Dark Fairytales Anthology. Couldn't be more pleased to be involved in this deliciously evil little project.  A big thanks to R. L Weeks for the invite.

I've already selected the Fairytale my story is based on--more on that at a later date. But because I'm so late to the party, I have a lot of work to do in a short period of time.  So...the release party for this dark collection is in 2 months.  It's a Facebook online global event and you are all invited. In the meantime, I'll figure out how to fit this in without losing pace with book two.

If I don't, my writing coach will be all kinds of pissed off. And seeing her angry is something I'd wish on anyone!

A lot to do...busy is good.

Peace

Call out for Beta Readers

 

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I've finally (with the help and encouragement of some friends and my lovely wife) been  working on the second book of The Arcana Chronicles Series.  This is the follow up to Symon Bryson's introductory adventure The Prodigal's Foole published first with the now defunct Pfoxchase, then indy published with Amazon in 2012.

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Knowing how busy everyone is, I wanted to reach out a bit early to solicit volunteers to be 'beta readers' for book two.  I'm tentatively looking to send out a draft to the group in mid September 2016.

If you are interested, drop me a line via Facebook or e-mail (you can certainly comment here as well).

Space is limited--I'm looking for time-sensitive feedback and critique from a dozen or so committed readers/authors--so drop me a note today! I'll be sending out details to the potential team in the next couple of days.

Thanks in advance!

Peace,

RB

 

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Note: I tend to separate various entries by timestamps.  They are in reverse order, with the latest posting at the top. ALSO Note that it has taken me a couple of days to put this together.  As my first time out in public for months post-strokes, the entire experience was...overwhelming to say the least.

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Sunday 10 July

It's over and I've driven home. The sadness that always follows the end of a Readercon will come tomorrow.  For now...for RIGHT now, I'm exhausted. I will always go back to Readercon.  Not because I have to.  But because I'm drawn to it by some immeasurable force.

Magic! In! Spaaace! Chris Gerwel, Mikki Kendall, Matt Kressel, Sioban Krzywicki (leader), Bethany Powell- It was only during this panel that I heard about a controversy at Readercon this year.  Mikki Kendall addresses it on her blog HERE. However, she was the consummate professional on this panel and--having not witnessed what had happened directly--never would have known about the issue.  Mikki was her normal, witty and very funny self (even early on a Sunday morning). The Panel was a discussion of Magic and Sci Fi--a blending of two genres normally kept very separate.

It was the only panel/reading I attended on Sunday.  I'd hit my limit and it was time to head home.  Even as tired as I was, I had an enjoyable time.  Knowing how well the Readercon folks eventually handled the crisis a few years ago, it's my hope they will turn their eyes to fixing the  lack of diversity brought into sharp relief this year. After all....a Con is supposed to be a fun experience for everyone.

Saturday 9 July 1:00 PM

To start the day, I had a conundrum. See, on the one hand I wanted to hear Jim Morrow read from his work in progress.  On the other was a panel on the 200th anniversary of Frankenstein-on the panel was Jim's wife Kathy and FB friend Theodora Goss. What to do? Well Glenn Skinner and I decided to split the difference.  So I went to the reading, and he to the panel.

2016-07-09 09.56.59Reading: James Morrow-Jim read from his work in progress "Asylum of Dr. Caligari" which, if you will, is a literal translation of the events before the film The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) takes place. Jim's story has art, intrigue, travel and fantastic set-pieces as well as a morality tale about what's happened, and what yet may occur should we not heed the warnings of history. Marvelous stuff!

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Engineering in Fantasy. Scott Andrews, Richard Butner, John Chu, Ken Liu, Fran Wilde (leader)- This is the kind of panel I would LOVE to see more of at Readercon. I think this subject could have easily been 5 or 6 different panels. Multiple engineers addressing "the machine" underlying all speculative fiction.  From logistics and social engineering challenges, to the actual building of infrastructure, the panel (lead with a very sweet, iron hand of Fran Wilde from Tor) barely had enough time to scratch the surface.

Enjoyed a bit of lunch after with Glenn Skinner, Melissa King and Melanie Meadors from Ragnarok Publishing...

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Startling_Stories_1950_Jan_coverReading: Allen Steele- It was good to see Allen.  Not quite recovered from his surgery, but in good form.  Like Jim's passion with old movies, Allen has a similar feelings for the pulp stories of the 40's and 50's. Along with Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers, there was a hero called Captain Future. Allen, with permission of the owners of the character, is rebooting Captain Future into a more 21st century type of story. From what I heard, this will be a marvelous set of books!

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David Hartwell Memorial Panel. Robert Killheffer, Ellen Kushner, James Morrow, Sarah Smith, Gordon Van Gelder and many others.

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It is safe to say that Readercon would not exist in its current form today if it weren't for the late, great editor David G. Hartwell. Preferring to operate behind the scenes, one of the most generous men with his time in this speculative fiction industry passed earlier this year. My personal story of him goes from teasing him about his tie (he LOVED his ties) to a realization of who he was to a most brilliant discussion of Science fiction story telling. He spent over an hour with me. This panel--made up of some of the most influential people is Science Fiction in their own right, was funny, beautiful and touching. His favorite tie will be framed and memorialized in the book dealer room from next year onward. I encourage you to read about David--start with his Wiki page and go from there.

After this panel....I was done, emotionally for the day.  I spent the next few hours with close friends discussing ways that my next book could be improved and discussing stories and writing in general.

Friday 8 July 11:50 PM

Exhausted.  Need to put some notes together, but it is now obvious to me that I set a task upon myself that was a bit lofty. It looks as though I will need to finish these notes in the coming week.

2016-07-08 15.01.51Reading: Elizabeth Hand. I adore Liz Hand. I have read pretty much everything she has written and her Cass Neary series has one of the most deliciously flawed main characters I've ever gotten to know.  She read from her upcoming forth book in the series. It's funny--Liz does such a wonderful job with Cass' voice, that's what I hear now when I read them.

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Harry Potter Goes to Grad School and Gets a Job. Jim Freund (leader), Max Gladstone, Josh Jasper, Ellen Kushner, E.J. Stevens. -The Concept of this panel was wonderful--what sort of jobs are available for wizards?  We all know Hogwarts didn't really prepare students for life after school (where was the 'building a Time-turner class?').  But unfortunately, the topic meandered a bit and lost the focus.

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Clockwork Phoenix 5 Group Reading. Mike Allen, C.S.E. Cooney, Carlos Hernandez, Keffy Kehrli, Barbara Krasnoff, Cameron Roberson, Sonya Taaffe, A.C. Wise- Ah.  Now THIS was a real treat! I meet Mike and his wife Anita at Readercon years ago.  Liked them then, love them both now.   They are talented and genuine "salt of the earth" people.  Brilliant, funny, talented and both have a darker side that is just tasty.  I've picked up Mike's latest short story collection (The Spider Tapestries) based on his work with the Clockwork Phoenix series of anthologies. That, and I like him. He had a few of the authors in the series participate in the reading.  Was well handled and well done.

2016-07-08 20.03.04Stupendous Machines or Rat’s Nests: The Wonders of Cells and Why They Are Not Perfect but Just Good Enough. J.M. Sidorova- A Scientific presentation on the human body and a fascinating discussion of the 'vampiric,' 'zombie-esque,' and 'immortal' cells of the human body. A lovely talk on what is beautiful and the flaws of the human body.

Kaffeeklatsch. Elizabeth Hand-Ended the evening with Liz at a wonderful discussion with a group of us about her work and her life. Was so tired at this point, made a bit of a fan-boy of myself.  Fortunately, Liz is rather gracious!

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Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I look like death warmed over. Or an extra on "The Walking Dead."

Friday 8 July 3:00 PM

A discussion of the "Warm and fuzzy" dystopia of Harry Potter and similar YA fantasy works.  From the program:

2016-07-08 14.01.40Cozy Dystopia. Gili Bar-Hillel, Bart Leib, Shariann Lewitt, Kenneth Schneyer (leader), Sabrina Vourvoulias. When we think of the world of Harry Potter, what comes to mind rst—the magic
and childish delights of Hogwarts, with its cozy dormitories and feasts and ying lessons, or its numerous, creeping dystopian elements (even discounting Voldemort!), from the enslaved house elves to Umbridge to the Dementors, which are, frankly, the tools of a fascist state? Can we make an argument that HP is actually more like a dystopia than a fantasy? Even if we’re half joking, there’s still an interesting discussion here: how do these two sides of the wizarding world play off each other, and how do they compare with other dystopian YA? Maybe we need a new subgenre: Cozy Dystopia.

2016-07-08 11.02.30Attended my first panel of Readercon this year. From the Program: Background and Believability- Danielle Friedman, Carlos Hernandez, Kathleen Jennings (moderator), Thomas Olde Heuvelt, Sarah Smith. When a reader calls a story “implausible,” what they often mean is “I’ve never experienced that” or “I’ve never known anyone like that person.” Writers creating their own wish-ful llment stories (e.g., wielding a shotgun to rescue a woman from zombies) may fail to connect with readers who don’t share those wishes (e.g., paci sts, women who want to rescue themselves, oppressed minorities who’ve been threatened by authority gures with guns). How do we bridge the believability gaps within ourselves to connect with stories stemming from experiences we’ve never had, and to write for readers whose ideas of possible and plausible don’t match up with our own?

The Second panel was on a subject I am very-much interested in.  From the program:

2016-07-08 13.03.59Why Don’t Animals Use Magic?- Erik Amundsen, Suzy McKee Charnas, Lila Garrott, Theodora Goss, Ann Tonsor Zeddies. Rules-based magical systems draw on an alternate set of natural laws to develop a kind of technology: Dumbledore waving a wand and saying “Apparate” is no different in principle or practice from Scotty beaming you up. Animals also develop tools and take advantage of natural laws; why don’t they use magic? David Eddings simpli ed more abstract magic as “the will and the word”: the desire to do something, and a word to focus that desire. Animals have willpower and can make consistent sounds; why don’t they use magic? We’ll deconstruct the assumptions underlying this animal/human divide in Western fantasy ction, and explore ways of weaving magic so deeply into the fabric of the universe that animals can use it as easily as they use physics.

There was a lively debate about different "Magic Creatures" verses the breakdown of the world if animals could use magic like humans.  My opinion on this is that animals would use magic for their basics: Food, shelter, sex.  And who says cats haven't already used magic on US to make sure we bring them into our warm, safe homes?  Certainly would explain why Tina and I have five of them...

Thursday 7 July 11:00 PM

2016-07-07 20.02.52Reading: Livia Llewellyn- Livia read something different then a snippet from her upcoming novel for us.  A bit of a story she wrote called "The Acid Test." It will be included in Black Feathers, an anthology by Ellen Datlow due to be released in 2017 by Pegasus Books.

2016-07-07 20.32.52Reading: Scott Edelman- Scott reads a bit of “The Man Without the Blue Balloon and the Woman Who Had Smiles Only for Him.” Since he'd JUST gotten to the reveal when time was up, I told him he needed to read the rest to me before the con was over! Afterwards he and I spent time catching up and he showed me some photos from the Bram Stoke awards in Vegas earlier in the year.

2016-07-07 21.04.08Reading: Jim Kelly-Jim's story that he read for us was picked up earlier in the day for the tenth anniversary issue of Clarkesworld. I wish I'd written the name down, but it was the story told in the first person by a 20 year old woman working in a bakery in a tourist area in the future...

Chatted with folks for a while more then headed up to crash.

Thursday 7 July 7:00 PM

2016-07-07 19.42.19Saw a few people come in--the familiarity of the faces negates any misgivings I had about attending this year. Mike and Anita Allen, Phil Merkel, Walt Williams (and his wife Margo and daughter Hannah), Yves Meynard, Scott Edelman, Liz Hand...so many others. Had dinner and hung out with Glenn Skinner who is usually the first person I seek out at the convention.  He and I took a brief look at the program, decided on our evening's events, and parted ways with a promise to catch up later. I choose to hear some readings.

Thursday 7 July 3:40 PM

"The Gathering" continues.  Like myself, I bump into a few folks who are getting to know the new digs.  Since I've been attending Readercon, it has (up until this year) been held at the Marriott in Burlington, Massachusetts. This year, the Marriott in Quincy is our hosting hotel. I have a room on the 8th floor with a nice, if distant view of the Harbor Islands.

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Wednesday 6 July 7:00 PM

There are a few things that make me feel alive, beyond the whole breathing thing I mean.

The touch of my wife. The laughter of my children. A good story. Writing.

Readercon.

I know this is starting off rather dramatic. But I shouldn't be at Readercon this year. See, last November I should have died.

Twice.

The story is long and boring and I've gotten to the point where I can tell it with a few amusing asides and gripping pauses. I even throw in a pirate occasionally just to spice things up a little.

Blackadder as a Pirate. I thought the concept was gold.
Blackadder as a Pirate. I thought the concept was gold.

But the bottom line is this: from hospital bed, through rehab and radiation....I was determined to hit many milestones during my recovery. Attendance at my favorite con is...was...one of those milestones.

Now that I have you all weeping, ready to rent your garments in grief over the bizarre story I never quite told you, it's time to put my big-boy pants on and write about the readings, the panels, and the people that bring me back year after year.

 

 

Pre-gaming Readercon 27

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This will be my seventh Readercon.

All my followers (both of you) will know that last fall I had a series of unfortunate events that continued through the death of my dad in March, my cancer diagnosis, and subsequent radiation treatment (NO gorram superpower, by the way.  What a gyp!).

Oh. Never mind.
Oh. Never mind.

"What does this have to do with Readercon Pre-gaming?" the two of you may be asking yourselves. To which I would reply "How did you two get out of the locked basement?"

Or, to provide a less disturbing answer: "Everything."

See, I wasn't going to go to Readercon this year. Yes, I adore the conference (if you need proof, see here.  And here.  Aaaaand herehere, and finally, here) and  this year it's even closer to my house than ever,

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Yes. I've kept the badges. Don't judge.

Part of the cognitive damage that occurred last fail was caused by a cluster of strokes. Physically there has been only a slight impact.  But   there have been some subtle personality changes, not the least of which has to do with a dislike of crowds. And guess what a 'Con consists of?

My Neurologist and other medical type professionals have encouraged me to go. My wife is encouraging me to go. They all said it would be good for me.

So. I'm going. I am excited to see friends.  I'm interested in a lot of the panels they have in store for us. I'm going to get a lot of writing done. I'll do my semi-streaming blog, as usual. So I'll need to pack the Mac and the iPad.

Perhaps I should go get a new hat, too. See y'all in Quincy.

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The #WordCountPodcast episode 58 OPEN for SUBMISSIONS!

 

DEADLINE EXTENDED to 22JULY!

Ah, the hazy, lazy days of Summer in the Northern Hemisphere!

 

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On this, the American Independence Day (or "Amexit" as I'm now calling it), I thought we would do something a bit different for the show this time around.

 

Foregoing our normal "Three Word" theme format, I thought I'd provide the first sentence of your story to be completed by your fine selves:

"I was enjoying the summer holiday when..."

Oooooh!  What happens next! That, dear sinners, is up to you!

The submission guidelines are below, but first--and for those unfamiliar with the show…

The Word Count Podcast is truly one of my joys. I direct, produce, write and host the show—and also come up with the various themes our writers—The “Word Count Irregulars”—use to create unique and brilliant stories.

All for the listener and lovers of great storytelling.

There are no endorsements…no paid stories. It’s all done for the love of the written word. And downloads are always free. Always.

The only thing I ask is a little help via social media (use the hashtag #wordcountpodcast) to point folks at the show.

To start listening go to either my Libsyn Page or to iTunes:

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There are Fifty Seven shows available right now!

SUBMISSION GUIDELINES

THE WORD COUNT EPISODE 58 – "I was enjoying the summer holiday when..."

Submission Guidelines (PLEASE READ CAREFULLY as they have recently CHANGED)

GENRE: Any.

DEADLINE: I must receive your submission by Friday 15 July 2016 Friday 22 July 2016 by MIDNIGHT Eastern time.

THE DETAILS: The work must be an original story based on the opening line "I was enjoying the summer holiday when..."

Do NOT exceed SEVEN minutes.

As this is a podcast, I need to receive a file of YOU, a friend or multiple friends reading (singing or otherwise performing) your work. MP3 FORMAT ONLY, and please attach your MP3 file to an e-mail or contact me for a Dropbox link.

Your submission MUST also contain the following:

  • Your pen name
  • Your latest bio (DO NOT ASSUME I HAVE YOUR LATEST)
  • Links to your website(s) – Include your personal site, Facebook Fanpage etc.
  • Your Twitter handle (if you have one)
  • A photo of you I can use for the show notes
  • At the end of your recording, please add “This is <state your name> author of <state your work(s)> and you’re listening to The Word Count Podcast”
  • Permission to use your recording in the podcast.
  • PLEASE Make sure you have included ALL ARTIFACTS I have asked for. Do not assume I can “Get your picture from the internet” or can “Pull your bio from your web page.”

Send your file to me@rbwood.com (or via the dropbox link I can provide) by 15 July 2016 Friday 22 July 2016 . You can also e-mail me with questions beforehand. I do reserve the right NOT to post your submission, but will communicate that to you should it be the case. I add the ‘Explicit’ tag to the ‘cast, so if your story uses adult themes or language that’s ok—but it should be necessary for the story.

Peace

Deliciously Dark–My review of Gutted: Beautiful Horror Stories

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Publisher: Crystal Lake Publishing

Anthology Edited by:

Doug Murano and D. Alexander Ward

Forward by:

Richard Chizmar

 

Rating: 5 out of 5 Skulls

I keep reading that "the Horror genre is dead." Obvious pun aside, Gutted:Beautiful Horror Stories deliciously drives a stake in that theory. One of the best anthologies I've read in a while. I would be remiss if I didn't first give credit to editors Doug Murano and D. Alexander Ward for another superbly crafted collection of stories (as an aside, check out Shadows Over Main Street, their Lovecraftian anthology).

The stories within do exactly what true horror should--tear at the soul. From Stephanie M. Wytovich's opening poem that sets the tone for the entire work, to Brian Kirk's tale of abduction and parental love; through Mercedes M. Yardley's extreme love story and Richard Thomas' "Repent..."

Look. It's simple. Every story in this anthology is horrifyingly gorgeous. Other reviews break down a story by story commentary, check those out if that's what you need. For me, Gutted was a few hours of reading enjoyment followed by days of emotion, reflection and a dark desire to read more of the same. I picked up the paperback version because Caitlin Hackett's cover and Luke Spooner's interior art are a stunning compliment to the works within.

If you like dark, then pick up a copy. But be warned...these stories will haunt your dreams well after the reading is done. And that's just as Horror should be.

Check it out on Amazon.

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The Word Count Podcast episode 57 – Pirate, Island, Rat

Finally!

Between radiation treatment and misbehaving software, it's taken me nearly a week to get the show done! But it's well worth the wait as we have four amazing tales of high-seas hijinks and mayhem for your listening pleasure.  The theme this go-around was Pirate, Island and Rat.

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Anyway, before we introduce our cadre of writers and their most excellent stories, a bit about the show:

 What is The Word Count Podcast?

It is a free broadcast by writers for writers. Simply put, a theme for each show is announced via this site, Twitter and Facebook and writers are given a week or two to write AND RECORD their stories based on said theme.

 Why?

Why not, says I. It’s a great way to practice writing and public speaking. It’s another way for writers to get their work “out there.” And I love to meet fellow authors and have a blast putting the show together. It’s just that simple.

Okay. Where can I find it?

You can listen to the latest podcast below, subscribe via iTunes or listen at the show’s site.

 

 

Direct: http://thewordcount.libsyn.com/webpage

iTunes (and remember, iTunes takes their sweet time in posting.  If you don't see it yet, keep trying!): http://itunes.apple.com/podcast/the-word-count/id392550989

 Our guests this week:

 

BillkBill Kirton “A Happy Ending”

Before taking early retirement to become a full-time writer, Bill Kirton was a lecturer in French at the University of Aberdeen. He’s written stage and radio plays, short stories, novels, skits and songs for revues, and five non-fiction books aimed at helping students with their writing and study skills. His five modern crime novels, Material Evidence, Rough Justice, The Darkness, Shadow Selves and Unsafe Acts are set in north east Scotland and his historical crime/romance novel, The Figurehead, is set in Aberdeen in 1840. The Darkness won the silver award in the mystery category of the 2011 Forward National Literature Awards and his spoof mystery, The Sparrow Conundrum, was the winner in the humor category.

He’s published a novel for children called The Loch Ewe Mystery, and his latest publication is a satirical novella about online gaming and the real and virtual worlds.

He’s had radio plays broadcast by the BBC and the Australian BC.  His short stories have appeared in many anthologies, including three of the CWA’s annual collections, and one was chosen by Maxim Jakubowski for his 2010 anthology of Best British Crime Stories. It’s also been optioned by a film company in Los Angeles.

He’s been a Royal Literary Fund Writing Fellow at universities in Aberdeen, Dundee and St Andrews.

Twitter: @carver22

Website & Blog: www.bill-kirton.co.uk

 

Rob EdwardsRob Edwards "Legend of Redhook's Gold"

Rob Edwards is a British born writer and podcaster, currently living in Finland. His podcast, StorycastRob, features readings from his short stories and excerpts from longer work. His work can also be found in the anthologies *Tales from the Universe* and the forthcoming *Tales from Alternate Earths*, published in Kindle format by Inklings Press.

His greatest geek pride is his entry on wookieepedia, the a result of
writing several Star Wars RPG scenarios back in the day.

Rob is currently working on a YA novel featuring superheroes in space.

Twitter: @storycastrob

Websites:

PODCAST: www.storycastrob.co.uk

BLOG: www.storycastrob.co.uk/wp

CTSC. Thomas Smith "The Bear's Fate"

C. Thomas Smith is the author of hundreds of short stories (99% have never left his hard drive) and half a dozen unpublished novels (50% cowardice / 50% self-doubt). He is a fan of common sense, free speech, noticing the truth in the absurd and caffeine. He sort of likes cats. He lives in Ireland with his partner, two children, a mortgage and a cat he doesn’t trust.

At present, Chris is writing a series of novels (adult dark comedy set in medieval Ireland that may include a token Leprechaun) and editing a second series (Dark Fantasy). Along the way he hopes not to starve to death or be mauled in his sleep by a shifty eyed cat. He and his two besties still work at ManDay but it's a tough slog and only Odin knows where it will all end.

I still love you Bear.

Twitter = @KRSTVR

Web = www.infinity-forge.com

MariaHaskinsMaria Haskins "Treasure Island"

Maria Haskins is a Swedish-Canadian writer and translator with a passion for science fiction and fantasy. She was born and grew up in Sweden, but moved to Canada in the early 1990s and now lives just outside Vancouver with a husband, two kids, and a large black dog. Maria debuted as a writer in Sweden, and has had several books published there. Her English language debut Odin's Eye - a collection of science fiction short-stories - was published in March, 2015. Cuts & Collected Poems 1989 - 2015 - a collection of poetry - was released in November, 2015.

Website: https://mariahaskins.wordpress.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mariahaskinswriter/

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13459869.Maria_Haskins

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UICDA2K

Smashbooks: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/mariahaskins

Twitter: @mariahaskins